The thing about Tinder, that quite a lot of people don’t realise, is that it is incredibly easy to use to pick up a date for the night and get laid. It only takes a few simple moves, without having to commit to a long term relationship, before you get to have your fun (this does apply to both genders, incidentally.)
A lot of people initially approach Tinder like any other online dating arena, not realising the potential for a quick match up – luckily we’re on hand to help you out, check out these five Tinder dating tips that will get you laid.
The reason Tinder is so useful for quick lays
There are several reasons that Tinder has dominated a space where other forms of online dating are not:
A. Most people on Tinder aren’t there looking for Mr or Mrs Perfect , to settle down with and start a family. Although, that is not to say there aren’t some people looking for something serious, it is just that the majority are not. It is, after all, a hookup app – so keep that in mind.
B. Tinder, in its all-encompassing knowledge, lets you know how far your match is from your location. It does open the door for some pretty sketchy goings ons, and it can feel a bit creepy, but the point is, it lets you know not only who’s available to you, but who’s within travelling distance. Naturally, this allows you more freedom to calculate the cost of cab fare into your drunken one night stand.
C. It’s the most superficial dating platform known to man – which is great. Nobody pulls any punches on Tinder, there’s no mistaking it for something else; it’s almost entirely based upon physical attraction. So, get your best pictures up and don’t feel dirty when you judge other people – because you can be absolutely certain they are judging you as well.
1) The infamous first profile photo
The first dating tip is simple. As stated above, the first thing anybody is going to see will be your first profile picture. Sure, you can attach some witty comment to your tagline, and mention how much you love long walks on the beach (who actually enjoys long walks on the beach, anyway?), but the girl of your dreams is only going to see your first picture, not your personality.
Your first profile photo should be a good, clear photo of your face. Make sure you’re happy with it, but it has to be one of you – not you and your family, not you and your bros, not you ten other girls you met at a strip club last night. You can add the social aspect into your other photos, some pictures of you out with friends and whatnot. But the first photo should always be you, and you only.
2) Fly onto the scene with a fantastic pickup line
Next up on our list of tinder dating tips: If your goal is to get laid, as soon as possible, and you’re not ashamed of it – then make sure you open with a killer pickup line. Whether this is one you’ve created yourself, or a tried and tested favorite, it really does not matter as long as you set the tone and let her know A) what you want and B) that you want it with her.
3) Have an open mind about everyone on there
Alright, we’ve all got a “type” in mind when we think of the perfect girl for us. But there are literally hundreds and thousands of interesting, sexy and new women on Tinder – so the ultimate dating tip is simply to explore the place. After all, life is about experiences, so go out and create some. Don’t get bogged down in looking for a specific type of girl, or ignore perfectly fine matches because they aren’t what you had in mind. Besides, you’re never going to get laid with that attitude.
At the same time, since you can literally have hundreds of conversations and experiences with different women on Tinder in a single day, it is an excellent place to explore what you what your true type really is.
4) Don’t waste your time with someone you know you have no interest in
On the flipside, do not waste your or the other person’s time, if you have no interest. It’s not a bad thing to be unattracted to someone, so don’t feel guilty or obliged to give someone a chance if you know it won’t work out – because that’s prime time you could both be spending with someone you’re better matched up with.
5) When in doubt, swipe it out!
Look, Tinder is a numbers game. We all know that. Simply put, the more women you connect with, the better your odds are of eventually landing on one that is down for more than a cup of coffee. So, swipe right my friends – rapid fire.
Follow these quick Tinder dating tips and you’ll be getting laid before you know it. Just remember to thank us… Afterwards, of course.