Last night I sent out the classic “wanna bang” opener, which has been well documented here on EpicTinder. Getting a response back with an address so quickly on a Friday night made me think I had done it again. Not so fast. Before dropping the $25 for an Uber to seal the deal, I decided to check out the proposed address (3246 N Halsted St., Chicago) on Google Maps.
I almost missed it, but the address had a business located at it. You can see the text “Steamworks Chicago” denoting this on the map. I tried to rack my brain, but I had never heard of Steamworks Chicago. So of course, the next step was to Google Steamworks Chicago, and that’s when I realized – I just got owned on Tinder.
Not only did she own me by sending me to a private men on men club, the description on the Steamworks Chicago website emitted it’s own strand of ownage by clarifying that this establishment is meant exclusively for “men looking for other men.” Straight owned.
Kudos Krysta, you owned EpicTinder.