Are you looking for the top four worst tinder openers that will give you a probability of success of less than .01% and virtually no possible chance of achieving a successful Tinder hookup. Look no further, the experts at Epic Tinder have got you covered. We’ve compiled the following list detailing some of the most outrageous, immature, idiotic, and downright stupid openers sure to destroy your romantic aspirations with the swipe of a button – once and for all.
1. I bet you could make a living selling Hotdogs, because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
2. If you were a haunted house, I’d cry when I came inside of you.
3. Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
4. Let’s talk baseball (at nearly 3am)